Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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