I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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