I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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