he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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