fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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