I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We need a shit load of segways right now
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
