I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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