Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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