I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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