Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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