you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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