Only a mothe r could love this liver
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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