there was a trapeze. enough said
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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