Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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