i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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