People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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