Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I did not marry a roomba.
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