i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
