what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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