help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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