if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Apparently you make a good broom.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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