I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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