super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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