Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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