Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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