bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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