found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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