I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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