I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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