That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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