Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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