I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my vagina is haunted
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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