Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You're completely useless in the revolution.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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