Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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