You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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