I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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