Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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