He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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