That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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