i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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