If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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