I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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