in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I will pee on everything he values.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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