Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
what day is it and did you see me today?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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