ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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