He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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