Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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