Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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