I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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