her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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