Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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