I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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