I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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