i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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