Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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